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... here

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Hama Sutra

NSFW Alert! - Not Safe for Work ~~

Hama Sutra Snippet by `ursulav

"When a woman stands on her hands and feet like a quadruped, and her lover mounts her like a bull, it is called the 'congress of a cow'. At this time everything that is ordinarily done on the bosom should be done on the back.

In the same way can be carried on the congress of a dog, the congress of a goat, the congress of a deer, the forcible mounting of an ass, the congress of a cat, the jump of a tiger, the pressing of an elephant, the rubbing of a boar, and the mounting of a horse. And in all these cases the characteristics of these different animals should be manifested by acting like them." -- The Kama Sutra

My poor co-author is attempting to translate the Kama Sutra into hamster, and occasionally sends me snippets expressing his sheer bafflement at the WEIRDNESS of the Kama Sutra. (And I don't even mean sexy weirdness, I mostly mean "lost-in-translation weirdness."

I really couldn't resist.
-`ursulav



I stumbled across this piece when i was randomly browsing deviantART.

Totally cute huh? XD

Disclaimer: I didn't create the drawing, a talented artist whose link can be found below the picture drew it. Check out her devianArt pieces as well! Totally cute and insane XD

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I cannot decide which one is worse...

I'm sure as a Malaysian, we all know that Screamyx is the worse broadband service ever...

Especially when your line goes down, you call the tech support idio people and they ask you:

"Sir/Madam, please check if you plugged in your wires..."

Of course i did you friggin idiot

"Sir/Madam, records i show that your area is ok la!"

why do you think i called you???

"Sir/Madam, please... terbalikan your modem."

the word is...turn over...


*hangs up*


But seriously, I cannot decide who is worse in this kinda situations,

The moronic screamyx tech support goon, or...

This fella at AT&T

Take your pick.

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Setting up Hotmail in Mac OSX 10.5 - A Step by Step Guide

Rejoice Hotmail users, we can all now recieve mail directly in our Mail app !!

So, like... how??

Very easy only lah!

Follow the steps below

In Preferences > Add Account

Choose your account type as POP, key in the incoming mail server as pop3.live.com

Key in Outgoing mail server as smtp.live.com, tick Authentication and key in your hotmail username and password.


This is your final account summary!!

Happy Hotmail=ing!!

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Arios and GN Archer Docking Mode !!

I simply had to share this....










LOLZZZZZZ

*Disclaimer: I have no idea where this picture came from...please don't sue me T_T*

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Another sleepless night

Been poking my nose into some of my friend's (& their friend's blogs), how kaypo can i be? Haha

One thing they all had in common,

Most of their post sounded

DOWN RIGHT DEPRESSING

Sorry guys =P

What is happening to us? To the world?

Why are we all caught up in this universal misery?

We are born, we grow up, we toil, we have kids, we grow old and we die.

I can't help but to think, is life supposed to be this way?

Why are you guys drowning yourselves in depression??

Theres more to life then that!!!

Can't you see??

Theres always a 2nd choice, theres always a way out !!

Its you !! Its you alone who can make a change for the better !!

Stop waddling in your pools of gloom, stretch your legs and run free!!

You might not see the sun in your valley, but you'll see it at the next horizon.

...

"Life is a gift and not a given right." says Nickleback.

"I want to live each day like my last." says Woofie.

"Practice Buddhism, get enlightened and don't get reborn again." says Mom.

>.>

I agree with Woofie...

I think too much =.=

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Shuttlecock Chronicles - aftermath

Before

After

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